A handcrafted race-board game for the BackwoodGenius porch.
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WLOVos Powered Game
Sorry Y’all
A handcrafted race-board game with barns, bumps, Drifts, Wild cards, strategic swaps, local table play, and computer neighbors who finish their own turns.
▲Local player
◆Porch Regular
●Porch Regular
■Porch Regular
Goal: Be the first player to bring all four pawns from your Barn, around the trail, through your colored Home Trail, and Home. Leave the Barn: Draw a 1 or 2. The pawn moves to your brass-ringed Start space. Bump: Land on an opponent to send that pawn back to its Barn. Brass safe spaces protect a pawn from bumps and swaps. Drift: Land on a marked Drift arrow to glide three more spaces and bump opponents along the route. Back 3: Move one track pawn backward three spaces. A Drift still activates when you land on one. Swap: Trade one of your unprotected track pawns with an opponent’s unprotected track pawn. You may decline a harmful trade. Wild: Choose a legal value from 1 through 6, then choose a pawn. Home: You must land exactly. The first player with all four pawns Home wins. Controller: Left and right choose pawns, up and down choose Wild values, A/Cross confirms, B/Circle backs up, X/Square declines an optional card, Menu pauses, and View toggles fullscreen.
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Pass-and-play handoff
Pass to Next player
Press Ready only when the next player is holding the controls.
The porch table is safe
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